Two men sit side by side at a bar, nursing their drinks in silence. After a few minutes, one turns to the other and says, “You look familiar… Have we met before?”
The second guy squints and replies, “I don’t think so. I’ve been avoiding people successfully for years.”
They both laugh, clink glasses, and go back to sipping.
A few moments later, the first guy says, “Wait… are you me?”
The second guy pauses, looks him up and down, and says, “If you’re me, then who’s paying for the drinks?”
They both stare at the bartender, who’s already shaking his head.